Area Speech Contest

The Toastmasters area speech contest is tomorrow night. I think I'm ready. I didn't practice my speech at all this weekend--didn't even think about it--and this helped.  I felt fresh and rejuvenated when I said it for the first time today.  And I'm at the point now where the more I practice the more I'm missing slight nuances which is usually a good sign I've got it down and need to stop.  I'll run through it maybe 2 times tomorrow and then just let it go. I'm not planning on using notes this time, so let's hope the blank out doesn't occur again!

No progress on the bathroom, other than I added another coat of red paint today.  One more and I think I'll have it. I called the contractor last week and asked for a return phone call to install hardware on the cabinets.  Nothing. No word on the replacement sink and when that might be in.  Just a vast wasteland of silence...

So be it. I've got other matters to occupy my time.  I'm doing a book signing next Monday night at a speed dating service and I want to come up with a catchy sign for my table which will be situated near the entrance to the room. Something like, "Men leave you, women wear you down, but cats are forever." Only much less cheesy than that.  If anyone has good ideas, please post here or e-mail me.

I lined up the event through a guy in my Triad Networks group who organizes the event. I went home that night and told Blair, "I won't be in until late on Monday, April 3rd. I've got a speed-dating event to go to."  He wished me luck and told me to pick someone good.

Funny guy.  

Half a Shower Door - Decorating Diaries

It just keeps building.  I wrote in my last Decorating Diaries entry that the bathroom gods hate me and while I wrote it at the time as a joke, I'm really starting to believe it.  I don't know what god of dung I've p---ed off, but he's out there (I'm sure it's a "he.").

Here's today's saga: I love our shower door people.  We ordered the door for our last bathroom remodel from them and they're great. They call when they say they will, show up on time, are unfailingly polite.  Lovely people. So Rodney calls me this morning and asks if they can come by at 9:30 to install the door.  Yes, great, I say, c'mon down!

He calls back 30 minutes later.  Our door had to be ordered because we wanted a burnished bronze finish which is a special order. So the door comes to the company all wrapped up. Normally they'll just bring the wrapped door to the site and unwrap and install it there. But Rodney's installer, just on a hunch, unwrapped the door to check it before they left. Turns out one half of the door is burnished bronze, but the other half is polished silver.

Uh-huh.

Like I said, this company is great and Rodney is on it. I expect I'll have a new--all burnished bronze--door installed next week. But what's going on?  NOTHING is going according to plan. Frankly, I'm almost leery of blogging about it any longer. Maybe I'm jinxing it.

I've got a good title for my next non-fiction book though: How to Remodel Your Bathroom In Less Than A Year--Maybe

Bestseller list for sure.

Countertop Chaos - Decorating Diaries

We're back with our next installment of Decorating Diaries. When we last left, Dena was gnashing her teeth over the now almost 6 months worth of delays in putting together one itty-bitty bathroom.  It's been several weeks since we last checked in with our heroine.  Let's see how she's doing:

Dena: "I am gnashing my teeth over the delays with this stupid bathroom."

There you have it, folks.  An exhilarating and entirely unexpected update on the bathroom progress.  Remember, you heard it here first.

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All right, a little less sarcasm may be in order (but just barely). Some progress has been made.  The tile is done and looks stunning. We've painted the walls and trim.  I chickened out on the red walls I was planning and went with a non-descript beige color.  However, when you enter the bathroom there are built in shelves in little nooks on either side of the door and we have decided to try painting this small area red, to add a burst of color.  It's hard to tell how that will turn out. 

If you've never worked with red before, let me offer some advice.  The first coat almost always looks like cotton candy. The second coat resembles something like a bloodbath--streaks and smears make it appear you blew someone away against the wall (perhaps the contractor?). The third coat is where you'll be able to get the first inkling of whether the red you've selected is right for you, and the fourth coat is the finale. Red is a lot of work. I've only put two coats of red on in the nook so we're in the "bloodbath" period right now.  Very relaxing.

The countertops were delivered late yesterday, around 6pm.  Delivered, but not initially installed. That's because the sinks--ordered by the contractor who's made such a mess of everything else in this bathroom--were too big.  Once the granite was fitted to the cabinets, there wasn't enough room to install both the sinks and the faucets, unless I left off my backsplash.  Not an option.

So the countertop dude called his supervisor and I called the woman I ordered the sink from and then we all stood around for about 20 minutes. Finally, the woman called and said, "Just cut the backs of the sinks. That's what my other installers always do." The countertop guy hesitated b/c the sinks are porcelain and he thought they might shatter. "No, no, just cut," came the instructions. So cut he did.

Good news/bad news.  One sink made it in. The other cracked. So a new sink must now be ordered and cut and installed. I am no longer surprised by these delays. The bathroom gods hate me. counter 005.jpg

And I'm trying to retain perspective. It's a countertop. It's not like I just lost my job or am being thrown out of  my home. Aren't I fortunate that I get to worry about problems such as my new sink being cracked during installation?  How many people in the world would love to have this being the problem in their life? These are the mantras I repeat to keep calm.

And the countertop is lovely against the cabinets.  

Here's a list of what still  needs to be done:

  • Ceiling painted
  • 3rd & 4th coats of red paint in nook
  • plumbing
  • Electric --light fixtures
  • Window Treatments
  • Shower door installed
  • Hardware installed on cabinets
  • Transition put in between tile floor ending in bathroom and hardwoods beginning in bedroom
  • Decorating (bath mats, etc.)
I'd say we'll be done by next October, no problem.  Now excuse me while I go stare at my bloodbath red paint and think evil thoughts about contractors.

Sweetest Man on the Planet

Yes, I am married to the best man on earth.  Before I left to teach my public speaking class this morning I was fussing about schedules, trying to plan out what time I'd return home so we could clean the bathroom and prep it for painting.  I walked around muttering things like, "buy sandpaper," and "must caulk."  I'm desperate to be rid of the dirt and grime.

After my class, I met Blair for lunch and grocery shopping. During lunch, I did more planning. "We can wipe down the walls and ceiling today and tape everything up. That way we can just wake up fresh tomorrow and start priming."

He let me sit there and chatter and not until we got home and I saw gleaming floors everywhere did I realize he'd spent all morning wiping down the bathroom and cleaning all the hardwood floors so no evidence of dusty contractor footprints or leftover tile dust exists. I am one happy, happy woman.

And humbled.  Just how sweet is this man of mine?  My friend Trisha cracked me up the other day when she referred to me "bedding down with Jesus."  He really is too good to be true. (And what a great title for my memoirs, huh?).

I'm exhausted.  My class was small but wonderful, but speaking for hours always drains me.  I need a power nap to  rejuvenate.  And now I can sleep soundly, knowing that a floor below me, my bathroom is shiny.

Enjoy your weekend!