Movie Theatre Follow-Up

So it turns out the purse search at the movie theatre was not a prelude to searching for weapons of mass destruction. I e-mailed the Greensboro News & Record a "story idea" about the topic and one of their reporters called me to find out what had happened, then got in touch with management at the movie theatre. Turns out they were looking not for weapons or food, but for cameras. Since it was the opening weekend for Pirates of the Caribbean, they were concerned about film pirating. The reporter said the movie theatre management was apologetic for any discomfort and it was a one time thing.

I'm glad to hear it. One less mystery of the Universe to be solved. =)

Amsterdam - No Money for Food

Here is the story of how Blair and Dena almost ran out of money on their trip to Amsterdam.

The first thing you need to know is that we are credit card people. We put everything on AmEx in order to earn sky miles. It's the rare day when I'm walking around with more than .32 cents in my wallet. Blair is a little better--he usually carries a spare $20.

The Rick Steves guide book which was our bible on the trip made mention that thrifty Dutch merchants prefer cash over credit cards in order to save on transaction fees. Note the word "prefer." Not "won't accept" but just a gentle "prefer." Here is where our troubles began.

We took some cash with us but not much--maybe a couple hundred. For those unaware, the dollar happens to suck these days, so a couple hundred was really worth only a bit more than half that once we exchanged it. Still, we weren't worried. Every time we've travelled internationally in the past, we've used credit cards.

Well, that reality came to a screeching halt in Amsterdam. A train ride to see the famous tulip gardens really set us back when they didn't take credit cards and we'd already purchased our tickets for the garden online from home. (Mass transit not taking credit cards??? C'mon!) After a few meals, a book souvenir from the Anne Frank House (where their machine wasn't working and we had to pay cash) and a few museums that only took cash, guess what? Dena and Blair were br0ke. Our last day in Amsterdam we had the equivalent of about $30--and we had 3 days of vacation left.

So go to the ATM, right? Wrong. We didn't bring our debit card because we'd never had cause to use it on any prior trip. Call Visa and American Express? Did that too. Only since we've never had to make a withdrawal using either card before, we had no idea what our PIN might be. We called, only to be told they could mail us a new PIN--not helpful for our situation.

So we bucked up. Only ate at restaurants that took credit cards (more challenging than you might think). Found a grocery store that took Visa and bought snacks for the 3-hour train ride to Brussels, in case we couldn't afford snacks on the train. I was craving a waffle and ice-cream cone at the tulip gardens but guess what? Couldn't have them. Even peeing became a planned event, what with having to pay .50 cents every time.

It was a totally new experience for us who typically buy what we want and don't think much about it. Even going to museums became iffy, as we weren't sure if they would accept credit cards or not. (On the bright side, at the Van Gogh museum, they took credit cards but only for a minimum $25 purchase. Tickets didn't cover it, so we had to buy the audio tours to reach the minimum amount. We were griping about getting screwed, but turns out the audio tour absolutely made the museum come to life and was worth every penny.)

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Dena at Grand Place, fretting about money...
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Blair at Grand Place cafe where we had to pay cash for beer. (Click to enlarge image)
We also lost bucks on the Grand Place square in Brussels. We snagged a great outdoors seat from which to view the plaza, after seeing the AmEx sign on the door. We ordered 2 rather expensive beers and relaxed, only to find when the bill came that "our machine is broken." Frankly, we think the waitress was lying and just didn't want to bother with credit. But that sucked another $12 from our already low cash fund.

When we got to Brussels, we splurged $3 on one of the powdered waffles everyone was eating and that was so worth it! Finally, we went to Bruges on Sunday and there was a Visa office where we could make a cash advance. Whew! I knew I was tense about not having money, but didn't realize how tense until the crisis had passed and we were fine again. It was just unnerving, wondering if we'd have enough for whatever emergency might come up before we got home.

Lesson learned. Always, ALWAYS, take plenty of cash and a debit card.

What's Next At the Movies? Cavity Searches?

Blair and I went to see Pirates yesterday. I won't say anything to ruin the movie except I was HIGHLY upset at the end. See it and understand for yourself.

But getting into the theatre was a new experience when the young kid tearing tickets at the door said, "Ma'am, I need to look inside your purse."

What the f---? Since when is this allowable/acceptable behavior at a movie theatre? Metal detector screeners can't be far behind.  I  was carrying a teeny-tiny little summer purse that barely allowed room for me to shove my wallet in there. Lucikly, the wallet completely covered up the 2 packs of fig-newtons I had nestled underneath for snacks.

HA! SCORE!  Take that, evil movie empire! I refuse to feel bad for sneaking a relatively healthy snack into a theatre that feels no shame charging someone for the CUP that will hold only tap water from the water fountain. I'll stuff cheese nachos down my bra before I'll pay their asking price for same.

I told Blair I'm stuffing condoms or a diaphragm into my purse the next time we go that will spill out on the floor when they unzip my bag. You don't want people to bring food and drink in? Fine--if you catch them in the act or with it in the theatre, make them pay a fine or bar them from the theatre. That makes it a "do it at your own risk" scenario. But I'm ticked that I'm obligated to open  my bag and its contents at a freakin' movie theatre.  This is not an airport with national security at stake. I understand they're trying to recoup renegade M&M losses, but lighten up.

We've rented To Kill a Mockingbird for tonight. I've never seen it and Blair promises it will take the bad taste away left by Pirates

And as a bonus, no body search required.

Amsterdam - My Sad Souvenir

While traveling, some people collect t-shirts, others trinkets, and still others spend hours searching out that most special item that with a glance will remind them of their journey to lands afar every time they look at it.

I collect certain items but I don't keep them on display. Instead, they're shoved into the far recesses of my bottom bathroom cabinet and rarely if ever looked at or admired again. Care to hazard a guess as to what I collect?

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My straightening iron from Amsterdam. Click to enlarge image.
If you guessed curling irons, hair dryers, and straightening rods, give yourself a prize. Yes, I've amassed quite a collection of hair appliances from around the world... a hair dryer from Italy when the one I took from home shorted out in the first two minutes of use; a curling iron from England; and now, a straightening iron from Amsterdam joins the mix.

I don't enjoy spending my money on these things. I just have to. This trip, for example, we packed adaptors but I forgot to pack my straightening iron. Day 2 with curly, frizzy, unkempt hair was not a pleasant experience for either Blair or myself. We've planned this vacation for months and the last thing I want to do is skip around town looking like a "before" pic from "how not to wear your hair." Petty? Yes. But I don't care. I was NOT a happy camper. We made it to the Rijks Museum before I cracked, then hauled ass around town, looking for a drugstore that sold hair products.

That presented more of a challenge then you might think. We passed a couple of hair salons and I stopped in to see if they sold the rods and even though they spoke English, they looked at me like I was from outer space. "Not helpful," I muttered to Blair as I exited the last one.  We finally darted into a small drugstore and just as we were about to give up and leave, Blair spotted a small shelf that had 3 hotrods on it. Thank you, Jesus.

We went back to the hotel so I could use my new toy and I spent the day--and the remainder of the trip--in a much better mood.

All I need now are some curlers from Spain and perhaps a crimping rod from Asia, and my collection will be complete. Envy me.