Oh Baby, You're A Womanizer
/I just downloaded Britney Spear's new song, "Womanizer." I'm not proud of it, but there you have it.
I just downloaded Britney Spear's new song, "Womanizer." I'm not proud of it, but there you have it.
It's the Lucy show, starring the world's cutest black and white cat (who could still stand to lose a few pounds)... LUCY!!
The first photos are of our living room--we're obviously big fans of the Halloween holiday. The pirate was in Lucy's chair and she decided to befriend him. That, or we're seriously not paying enough attention to our cats. Regardless, she's decided to nest there, and won't budge from the spot.
Lucy with her pirate
Happy kitty!
These photos are of a mattress in our hall. Lucy was thrilled with the height and slept there non-stop.
I'm Queen of the World!!!
And lest anyone think we've forgotten Olivia, here's a picture of her from this summer, checking out the breeze from the bedroom window.

Do you ever procrastinate on something to the point of ridiculousness? I'm usually pretty Type A about attending to the details of life, but I apparently have some sort of unresolved mental/emotional block toward ordering business cards that prevents me from taking even the first step in that direction. Probably something that happend in my childhood.
I have FOUR cards left. Four. And I've got a book signing/workshop presentation the 2nd weekend in Novemeber and I'm a featured speaker at a writers conference in Atlanta the 3rd weekend in November. Hmmm... think there will be any immediate need for cards in my future?
I know why I'm waiting. I have 2 cards I use - one book oriented and one business-writing oriented. I'm reviving and updating the book card, but what's happened is the woman who designed my cards has gone a different route. So what used to be a quick call on my end - "Linda, I need more cards" has now morphed to mega-hassle proportion in my mind as I must take her image, erase some text, add others, find a new printer, etc. (Yes, it will probably take all of an hour once I sit down and do it, but I'm finding any reason to avoid doing that, including early voting today.)
The other card, my business card, needs an overhaul as well - new background and something... something... on the back side. I'm meeting tomorrow with the friend who designed this card and little does she know of my plans to ambush her and beg help with a new design.
Cards before the book signing--that's the goal.
Dear Blog Readers,
I had such high hopes for today's blog. After an incredible run this morning (which I'll get to in a moment) I was full of energy and ideas . While soaking in a tub with a 10 lb bag of ice this afternoon, I mentally drafted a humorous "How to Take An Ice Bath" blog. Coming out of the tub, I peeked outside where Blair was building our Halloween set, to find our neighbor's 6-year-old son "helping" him. He had run inside to get his plastic tool kit and was helping "hammer" and "drill" the wood, all the while talking non-stop in that excited, high-pitched voice kids have, asking what else Blair needed help with. Kicking myself now for not having grabbed my camera.
I made some yummy sweet potatoe french fries and planned to blog the recipe. But alas--it is 7:30 PM and I do believe the effect of today's run have kicked in, making me sleepy and hesitant to blog anything that requires any real effort on my part. Bottom line: you lose. Apologies.
Today's Run: Oh. My. God. Today's 20-mile run, our last really long run before the marathon, is one for the history books. I think it's fair to say it was my best run EVER. I checked off twenty miles like I was whipping out a 5 mile run. When I got to mile 16 and still felt not only fine, but really, really good, I knew it was a bright day.
What accounts for the stellar run? Who knows. I ate horrible yesterday, including 2 fudge brownies and almost no water, not to mention almost 6 hours spent stuffed inside a car as we traveled to a family reunion in Fayetteville. I ate my body weight at dinner, with a plate of spaghetti, a salad, two bowls of cereal, handfuls of nuts, and two cups decaf coffee.
The run didn't start out great for me. I felt tired the first four miles. But something clicked after that and everything fell in place. Part of it was I didn't try to run race pace, and instead focused on a nice, steady pace. I thought I would come in 20-30 minutes off my race pace but I must have picked up speed somewhere in there, because I ended up with a 9:12/mile pace (3 hours, 3 minutes)--only 3 seconds slower per mile than race pace.
The weather today made me grateful to be alive--beautiful Carolina blue skies without a cloud in sight, sun, no wind, and 50 degree temperatures. Setting out water this morning for the group, I passed a huge, beautiful buck off to one side of the road. I stopped the car and we stared at one another for 10 seconds before he ambled away. And while running Owl's Roost Road, Chris and I passed two does quietly eating grass in a side yard bracketed by trees. They were beautiful.
I'm going to make a list here in a second of everything i did today, just to try and replicate the magic. However, what it really comes down to is some runs are good, some are a struggle. I lucked into a great rhythm today (thank you, Chris) and everything just clicked.
Okay, here's what I did:
Sigh--I'd pay good money for a replica of today's run at Richmond. We'll have to wait and see...
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I want a cat.
There, I’ve said it. Proclaimed my intent to the Universe. Although I’m only willing to accept moderate blame when events transpire to actually bring a cat into my life.
I have no business getting a cat. A few strong reasons off the top of my head include:
And yet.
When I began sharing the news that I had taken a new job near Atlanta and was moving . . . spreading my wings. . . opening myself to new horizons. . . without fail the first comment from almost everyone was, “OMG. You know about the traffic there, right?”
Yes, I am aware of the traffic. Thank you for your loving concern and support.
So how bad is it really? Having lived here now for three months, I can tell you that the 12-mile drive to my office from home can take anywhere between. . .
One of the hardest decisions in moving to Atlanta was knowing I would be leaving behind my 25-year network of friends. These are friends that saw me through job changes (insurance adjuster, librarian, author, marketing maven), life changes (divorce, moves, dating), as well as were there for everything from my first published book to my first marathon to holding my hand when my cat died. A lot of years, a lot tears, much more laughter, and oodles and oodles of love.
In other words—not something easily replaced.
Of course, I’m not “leaving behind” friends but since the five-hour drive between Atlanta and Greensboro isn’t convenient for a quick movie or fro-yo meet-up, the burden is on me to make new friends.
The obvious place to make friends, for me, is the gym. I joined a big-ass Lifetime Fitness...
As most of you know, after 20+ years in NC, I’ve recently relocated to Georgia, about an hour outside of Atlanta. More updates on that later. Right now, I want to share with you the saga of the license plate. It’s a story that more or less sums up my life. What takes other people twenty minutes, takes me 9 weeks, 8 phone calls, 4 DMV visits and a two-week plan to evade the law.
It all started the week I moved to Georgia. I was checking things off my list right and left (pictures hung in new home - check. Food in fridge – check. Wall art for half-bath – check, check, check) and in an effort to be pro-active, toddled off to the DMV to get my GA driver’s license. I showed up prepared for anything – NC driver’s license, passport, pay stub, and invoices from gas, electric and trash removal verifying my new address. I approached the teller window.
Teller: “Social security card.”
Me: “I don’t have that, but here’s my passport.”
Teller: “I can’t issue you a license without a social security card.”
I get a lot of questions about the best ways to train. Which, considering I spent the earlier part of this year on crutches, unable to run for four months due to an overuse injury that could have been avoided, I find somewhat amusing. Then there’s the immediate back-pedalling that takes place, usually in the form of, “But I don’t want to run, or get up at 4 am, or do anything that’s hard.”
Gotcha. I can work with that.
Below are five training tips I try to follow. I say try because let’s be honest—we’re all human and some days will be better than others. But these are the big picture items that have kept me pushing for the last ten years, and they are things anyone can adopt into their lifestyle.
1. Pick Something You Love
I can’t count the number of times people say to me, “Ugh, I know I need to run but I hate it.” Um… why exactly do you need to run? I hate Pure Barre and even though my butt never looked better during the month I took classes, I’m not going back.
When I first signed up for this half Ironman, I knew my swim would be slow and my ride would be average, so the plan was to make-up some time on the run. The Universe had other plans though, and handed me the stress fracture in my hip. It was literally only days before the race when my chiropractor agreed that I could try a walk/run of the course, but only if I swore a blood oath that if it hurt, I would stop. And, in a cruel twist of fate, advised that my best strategy would be to run the uphills and walk the down. That goes against everything I hold dear in life, but okay. I figured I would run a mile/walk a mile throughout the race for as long as I could.
My strategy worked perfectly… for the first quarter mile.
(ICYMI: Part I: THE SWIM)
Let’s call it like it is. I crushed the ride on this race. 18.71 average speed. My normal pace with a group where I’m drafting is closer to 17.5, so I had aspirations of maybe holding a 17 mph average. Crushed. It.
What helped me is my Garmin died before the ride even started, so I had no idea for the entire 56 miles what my pace was. I just rode according to how I felt. The first 3-5 miles were shaky (I kept repeating, “You’re out of the water. You’re alive.”), but then we turned right onto the highway, I settled into my arrow bars and literally said out loud, “Let’s make some time.”
Fun fact: They mark your age in sharpie on your left calf in an Ironman race. Not sure why, but...
On Sunday, June 4, I completed my first (because there will be more) Half Ironman. 1.2 mile swim. 56 mile bike ride. 13.1 mile run.
Being my first IM, there’s a lot to process, especially as I didn’t think I’d be able to complete the race due to my hip injury. I am thrilled beyond all words that I finished and probably most proud of the fact that I have (as of yet) to get the IM tattoo splattered across, you know, my face.
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