Knock, Knock. Who's There? Marathon. Marathon Who?

It's hot. It's humid. It's sticky. Anyone with an ounce of sense would stay inside with the air conditioning on full blast until December. Which can mean only one thing...

IT'S MARATHON TRAINING TIME!!

That's right boys and girls. Time to get your run on! I've signed up to race the inaugural Savannah Rock-N-Roll Marathon on November 5th. Bands are stationed at every mile to pull runners through the race. From experience, I will say it's amazing what a little music can do to lift the spirits and make you forget (momentarily) about what an idiot you are for signing up for a marathon in the first place. I'm very much looking forward to being distracted throughout this race.

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Answering the Question: "How Was Your Run?"

I ran the Kernersville Rotary Club 5K this morning, one of my favorite races not for the course (curses on those hills and the heat!), but because it's a small race that a lot of my friends run. I love hanging out and cheering for everyone. Blair's at work and I know when he walks in the door the first thing he'll do is greet me with a cheerful, "How'd you do?"

I have no idea how to answer this question. 

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Smug Marrieds: An Aha Moment

Blair and I were in Winston-Salem today, doing the last of the car shopping. After test-driving a few cars, we went to the Old 4th Street Filling Station for lunch. As we sat on the patio, enjoying the food, sunshine and ambiance, Blair sighed contentedly. 

"What do we need to do so that we can live like this every day? Just do what we want and enjoy life and not have to worry about the demands of other people?"

I took a sip of water and smiled politely at him from across the table. 

"Right you are," he said, sitting up. "So, great, we're halfway there already on the goal. Excellent. Yes." 

Cheers,

Dena

Why the Boy Scouts Are Making Me Fat

My doorbell rang yesterday. I opened my door to find two small boys, age 9-ish, on my front porch. 

"Hi guys," I said, stepping outside. "What can I do for you?"

One nervously cleared his throat and stepped forward, clutching a piece of paper in both hands. "Hello. My name is Ryan," he read. "I am a boy scout. I am in troop 5-4-1. We are selling Krispy Kreme doughnuts for--"

"Oh no, not doughnuts!" I said, smiling. 

He glanced up, startled, then went right back to his paper. "--for a fundraiser. Would you like to purchase a box of Krispy Kreme doughnuts? They are only $6. We will deliver them."

Spiel over, he let out a big sigh of relief and looked up at me. His friend, a small blond boy, had stood to the side and grinned at me the whole time without blinking.

I glanced at the paper, which was actually an order form with the script at the top. There were no names signed up on the sheet. 

Curses on my sentimental heart. 

"Sure, I'll buy a box," I said. 

"You will?? Cool!" (Is there any better feeling than knowing you just made some kids day by buying the cheap crap they're pedalling?)

I went inside and came out with a ten-dollar bill. "Do you have change?" I asked. 

"Let me ask my mom!" He started to race out to the street where his mom had a Suburban idling. 

"That's okay, that's okay," I said, pulling him back. "Can you take a check?"

"Um..." He scanned the all-powerful, all-purpose sheet. "Uh... hey, yeah! I can!"

Which is how it's come about that I'm having a dozen Krispy Kreme doughnuts delivered to my door on some random Saturday in July. I LOVE Krispy Kreme doughnuts. The chances of me being able to just toss these doughnuts when they arrive are slim to none. My only hope is to gift doughnuts to all the neighbors. 

After I sample one or two.

Cheers,

Dena