Anyone who has known me for any length of time knows plants and I don't do well together. Almost every flower/plant/herb that has come into my care has ended up dying a neglected death.

Well meaning gardening friends tell me that caring for plants is easy, then launch into hour-long soliloquies on NASA researched formulas for soil composition, watering, and fertilizing. When I ask if there isn't a flower available that I can just plant and water sporadically...