Hello and welcome to "The Married Life," a new segment I'm introducing that will showcase the highs, lows, and flatline stretches of married life. Today's episode: HOW TO WIN A FIGHT. 

HOW TO WIN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SPOUSE

The first thing you need to know about Blair and me is that we rarely fight and when we do it's more discussion vs. fight. We've never once, in the history of our marriage, had a screaming or even yelling match. I have to send all credit for this Blair's way. Me? Hair-trigger fuse. I'll scream at a grape if I think it will help me win an argument.