Ugliest Room Contest

Here's a fun little project I worked on before I left for my trip. The website in the attached link is holding an Ugly Room Contest and they needed someone to write the text for their site.  I won the bid for the project through Guru.com and had a ball pulling it together. You've got to like a career that has you looking up synonyms for "distasteful" and "offensive."

Sick or not, today it's back to work. I have three major articles due by mid-December and since my plan to have the article-fairy show up and write them doesn't seem to be panning out, I guess it's all on me.  If I am very disciplined today and get everything done on my list, I'll be in good shape for the week. 

I'm going to go make hot tea for my sore throat and then hit it.  If I'm very, very good, I might be able to sneak in a power nap before I run this evening.

 A happy and productive Monday to all.

Thanksgiving Flu

Hack. Wretch. Snort. Rrrrrrr...acccckkk--(spit).

 Such are the festive sounds of the holiday season around the Harris Household this week. We are playing host to "the-cold-that-wouldn't-die." Blair is going on two weeks of sore throat and coughing. I came down with it on Tuesday, rallied on Thursday, then admitted defeat yesterday and slunk off to bed.  The heartbreaking part of being sick, of course, is that our taste buds are deadened and while we typically celebrate for 72 hours the glorious carbfest known to others as "Thanksgiving," this year we had 2 meals and threw most of the leftovers out.

We did manage yesterday to pull out the Christmas trees and decorate the house, and I have about half the holiday cards addressed. But for the most part we've spent the last four days comatose on the couch, watching bad TV and getting headaches from lack of movement.

I forced myself on the treadmill yesterday and although it's the last thing on earth I feel like doing, will have to do the same today. The half-marathon is in 13 days! Thirteen days and I have totally slacked off these last two weeks. If I can put in at least 5 miles a day with a two longer runs thrown in, I might survive. My biggest worry at this point is the cold weather. I'm not used to running in the cold and it does make a difference in breathing and stamina.  But with my ears already plugged up and ringing, I don't really want to go outside and run, even though it is supposed to be a stunning 69 degrees today.

So just wanted to check in and note that we're still  here, although our breath smells of cough syrup and the cats have come to take it for granted that we have forsworn showering and any of our other normal grooming patterns. It's back to work tomorrow so we're going to take full advantage of napping today. 

There's plenty of bad TV out there and I aim to take advantage of it. 

Muse Medallion Action Shots

You asked for it and I deliver.  Feast your eyes on the most-coveted Muse Medallion. Note the lingering awe and admiration in the eyes of my beloved felines.  Yes, that's right...they adore me. - Dena

 

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"Muse Medallion? Why didn't you bring home tuna?? You sicken me...I refuse to even look at you..." - Lucy

 

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"I am very afraid because Mommy is on her hands and knees, sticking this shiny thing in my face when all I want to do is nap. What do I do? I'm so confused..." - Olivia

 

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"Whoo-hoo! Cat Writers Rock!!!!" - Dena  

Muse Medallion

A small brag. I was so focused on sharing my "left my wallet in the cab" story I neglected to mention the outcome of the awards banquet I attended Saturday night.  This is the cat writers association annual banquet and I'd entered my work in three categories - humor column, individual humor piece, gift book.

The way the judging works is that 3 independent judges rate your piece and you must score an average of 90% between the 3 judges to be awarded what's called a "Certificate of Excellence." Then all Certificate of Excellence winners in a category compete for the Muse Medallion, which is the highest award bestowed. It's a matter of points--whoever has the most wins.

I was a Certificate of Excellence winner in all 3 categories, but had hopes of winning a Muse Medallion only in two. My book was up against Chicken Soup for the Cat Lovers Soul and I harbored no illusions of the outcome in that area.  And sure enough, I lost that category and the humor column. Then they came to the individual humor piece. Before the winner is announced, the mc reads the judges comments.  For the humor piece, one comment was, "...the perfect humor article. There is nothing that could be done to improve it..."

"Oh shoot, I didn't win," I thought. But wait--yes--that was my name being called.  Even better than winning the category was the cheer I heard as I walked to the stage to collect the medal.  Cat writers are wonderfully supportive people and I received a big burst of applause which meant the world to me.

So now I have a big honkin' cat medal staring me in the face from the corner of my bulletin board where I have oh-so-causally draped it.  On the back is engraved, "Dena Harris - Humor - 2006."

I'm very pleased.